Opinion : Letter to the Editor: My Swan Song

Dear Editor,

I imagine everyone knows what a Swan Song is. This is mine!

First, I want to thank GB and DC for their opinions which were "great" because they match mine. Too bad that some people with obvious disabilities couldn't see they were true!! Keep going, Gents...
As for me, I am weary of over-inflated egos [Anyone got a pin?]...mindless meanderings [Pass the Advil!]...and all the misplaced loyalty to a man who is taking this country to its grave [Need another shovel, Joe?] My eyes are blurry from trying to read the trash that some people call intellectual opinions. [Garbage!!]
Since I am going out in my own style, I am going to make a few predictions:#1-Jill Biden will purchase "A-B-C Mouse" for Joe's IPad [since he can't use Hunter's laptop]. On it she will put, "I am the President." "I am the President." [Just in case he forgets!]#2-George Santos will tell Kevin McCarthy that he was once the President of Brazil.#3-If Biden doesn't do something soon about the border crisis, we ALL might have to pack boxes and suitcases and backpacks and leave here for somewhere else. They are multiplying like roaches. [Who has an extra can of Black Flag?]#4-Ron DeSantis will become President and make the other 49 states GRRREAT too!!!!!
Now I will leave with a little touch of class..."Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.' " E.A. Poe
Peggy Kelley