Congress comes clean; future Iowa leader confesses
I dreamed last night that I read a breaking news story from the year 2023:
"A federal grand jury has indicted dozens of members of Congress for using illegal performance-enhancing substances during what has been called the 'Season of Spectacular Success' – the ‘Miracle Years’ between 2013 and 2019, when Congress balanced the budget, eliminated the need for foreign oil, reduced carbon emissions, permanently solved the Mexican border issue, drastically reduced the national crime rate and even eliminated all murders from the Greater Washington, D.
I dreamed last night that I read a breaking news story from the year 2023:
"A federal grand jury has indicted dozens of members of Congress for using illegal performance-enhancing substances during what has been called the 'Season of Spectacular Success' – the ‘Miracle Years’ between 2013 and 2019, when Congress balanced the budget, eliminated the need for foreign oil, reduced carbon emissions, permanently solved the Mexican border issue, drastically reduced the national crime rate and even eliminated all murders from the Greater Washington, D.