It has been reported that some Iowa lawmakers have been rolling some reefers full of that Wacky Tobaccy. Now they are pondering the possibility of hashing out a new law that would legalize the herb, marijuana that is, in Iowa. "Are they high?" you might ask. But alas, it is reported that the lawmakers are stone-cold sober, but I smell a skunk!
According to some of Iowa's lawmakers, in the pot of ideas, Iowans are not out in the "weeds." When it comes to this idea, it was not the famous Mary Jane who suggested the new law. It is House Minority Leader Jennifer Konfrst, who believes that the idea is just dope.
Elected in 2019, Konfrst said that Iowans "of all parties" (and I think we all know what kind) "in all corners of the state strongly believe it's time to legalize marijuana." She stated that it is a "common-sense bill that a majority of Iowans want." The bill would expand the medical marijuana program and allow anyone over the age of 21 to legally purchase the drug from a licensed retail store. You'd just pop into the local "Buds, Nuds and Flowers" for a bouquet of their best.
The bill would also seek to decrease penalties for possession and erase records for past non-violent marijuana convictions.
Supporters of the bill say that a 10% excise tax and a 1% local option surcharge on the products. They also believe that it would create more revenue for public education, mental health services and local public safety. However, it is unclear if the added revenue would be enough to cover the additional costs the drug could cause for public education, mental health services and public safety, and that would be a drag if they didn't.
There are plans for the bill to be read in the Iowa House on Wednesday.
Hey, who am I to poke a little fun at this idea. I know nothing about weed, all I know is that if there is marijuana in the house there might be a roach too. So hey, let's go to one of the leading promoters of why it should be legalized, Snoop Dogg himself. He said, "They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that's used for purposes of cataracts?"
I mean, if you have cataracts I believe things get a little cloudy so what's a little more haze in the room? I know Willie Nelson uses it a lot, and hey, he's aged gracefully, so he must be on something, I mean on TO something. If it passes out, I mean passes in Iowa, you can bet that you won't find one guy on Willie's bus and that's Toby Keith. He said he won't be smokin' weed with Willie again. Apparently, bad things happen if you do.
So smoke away, just not with Willie.
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